O gods of typing (above 100 wpm average), come forth, for i need a competition

I call out to the lords of typing, for I need willing participants in my race (at some point). Please notice me, a lowly peasant, who merely wants to witness the raw speed of the typing masters. I humbly state that I want to improve the speed of my fingers through competing with beings of a higher level. I feel that I have just barely reached an average that is worthy enough to incite a calling to the typists of this site. PLEASE RACE ME ( at some point ) AND BESTOW UPON ME YOUR WISDOM OF THE SPORT OF TYPING. YOU WILL HAVE MY ETERNAL GRATITUDE 🙏 .