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The
only
message
I
got
was
from
the
company
that
holds
my
student
loan,
Sallie
Mae.
Sallie
Mae
sounds
like
a
naive
and
barefoot
hillbilly
girl
but
in
fact
they
are
a
ruthless
and
aggressive
conglomeration
of
bullies
located
in
a
tall
brick
building
somewhere
in
Kansas.
I
picture
it
to
be
the
tallest
building
in
that
state
and
I
have
decided
they
hire
their
employees
straight
out
of
prison.
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