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What
do
I
do?
System
architecture.
Networking
and
security.
No
one
in
this
house
can
touch
me
on
that.
But
does
anyone
appreciate
that?
While
you
were
busy
minoring
in
gender
studies
and
singing
acapella
at
Sarah
Lawrence,
I
was
gaining
root
access
to
NSA
servers.
I
was
one
click
away
from
starting
a
second
Iranian
Revolution.
I
prevent
cross-site
scripting,
I
monitor
for
DDoS
attacks,
emergency
database
rollbacks,
and
faulty
transaction
handlings.
The
Internet
-
heard
of
it?
Transfers
half
a
petabyte
of
data
every
minute.
Do
you
have
any
idea
how
that
happens?
All
those
YouTube
ones
and
zeroes
streaming
directly
to
your
little
smart
phone
day
after
day?
Every
joe
who
gets
outraged
if
he
can't
get
the
new
dubstep
Skrillex
remix
in
under
12
seconds?
It's
not
magic,
it's
talent
and
sweat.
People
like
me,
ensuring
your
packets
get
delivered,
un-sniffed.
So
what
do
I
do?
I
make
sure
that
one
bad
config
on
one
key
component
doesn't
bankrupt
the
entire
company.
That's
what
I
do.
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