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Back
in
Gimmelshtump
in
the
days
of
my
youth,
the
Doofenshmirtzes
were
a
proud
family.
But
those
were
lean
times
for
my
father,
and
our
beloved
lawn
gnome
was
repossessed.
Who
would
protect
our
zatzenfruit
garden
from
those
witches,
spells,
and
wood
trolls?
From
a
tender
age,
my
father
decided
that
it
would
be
me.
While
the
other
children
played
Kick-the-Shtumpel
and
ate
doonkelberries,
I
would
stand
for
hours.
All
through
the
cold
night
as
the
spitzenhound
howled,
my
only
companion
was
the
moon.
And
my
neighbor
Kenny.
And
since
my
lawn
gnome
was
taken
away
from
me,
I
will
destroy
every
lawn
gnome
in
the
entire
tri-state
area!
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